Hair (Victoria) is asking Shabby to get back to work but Shabby says she's given Hair five good ideas and they should be enough. Then they begin talking about Diane.
Jack is at home on the phone with Katherine - ahem, Katherine's voice mail talking about him and Lauren being ambushed at The Talk. He wants to know if the plan she had worked.
Bed Head busts into to the board room where Hair and Shabby is at. He is looking for The Mustache, but Hair says he's not there. Bed Head wants her to give him a message and in the message he calls Shabby a Bubble Head Blondie (which I like and will use - maybe). Bed Head says he can't believe that The Mustache would go for Shabby being the spokesperson for Beauty of Nature and Shabby says its true and he can't stand that she and Hair are working with Victor again and he's out in the cold. Just then The Mustache walks in while Bed Head is still blabbing away. The Mustache tells Bed Head that he wasn't sure if Bed Head wanted to see him again after he delivered the Gran Jury indictment. Shabby and Hair are excited to hear this news and says it made their day. Bed Head is playing it off and goes back to the situation with Shabby. Bed Head says he will take it up with the board and Mustache says he won't take it up with anyone, because he's no longer part of Newman Board of Directors and then hands him a manila envelope.
Patch is still trying to plead his case to the judge but the judge says he is late for a meeting and leaves. Patch lays into Katherine and Ashley says that Patch is ready and that they all could have worked together. Patch says he has more contempt for her (Katherine) now than he did when he first laid eyes on her. They leave. Katherine calls Jack and says they need to talk.
Diane is calling someone about their website and information she has for them. She's trying to negotiate a price and that she can have it for them tonight.
dMustache is still telling Bed Head the reasons for him being dismissed from the board. Mustaches wants someone to be called to escort Bed Head out and to the nearest beauty salon to get him a brush and comb. But I digress. In the meantime, the cops arrive at the boardroom to arrest Mustache for domestic abuse. Bed Head has a slight smirk on his face.
Patch and Ashley are at Patch's office. He tells some sob story about when he was a kid he was beat up and his bike was beat up and whatnot and how today made him feel the same way he did back then. Whatever, bozo.
Katherine is at Golden Boy Jack's place talking about the hearing. She also thinks that since Patch wan't in his right mind when he married Ashley, the marriage should be annulled.
Diane is looking at her computer when knocks comes upon her door. Hair is at the door telling Diane that she went after mother and her father and now she is going to have to deal with her and her hair. I think if Vicky throws her hair over Diane, Diane will disappear in all that.
Katherine is still going on about Patch being married to Ashley and Golden Boy says he's not happy about Patch being his brother-in-law but he has Ashley to think about. Katherine says that ending the marriage may be best for both of them.
Jailbird's arraignment is in a few minutes, and he leaves. Michael wants to know what did Mustache not tell the cop. Mustache explains that he did go to Diane's room to tell her something, but she turned the tables on him but producing the tape of Shabby admitting she was the one that ran over Patch. He explains that she tried to shake him down.
Hair marches into Diane's room and tells her if she doesn't drop lawsuit and the idiotic abuse charge or she's going to be really sorry. Diane says she was wronged by all of them (meaning the Newmans) and she's going to get what she deserves. Up in her grill, Hair says she's right about that. Her family and her will see to it.
Bed Head is talking with Leslie about the Grand Jury indictment, but he feels that Diane doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Shabby told them what happened with Diane filing charges and Bed Head being kicked off the board.
Katherine is at Crimson Lights calling a law firm that specializes in marital law. She says she wants to challenge the validity of her son's marriage.
Michael says that Diane's life is a mess right now and that she attacked Red (Phyllis). Mustache says he doesn't care and she will not get a cent from him.
Diane is at Golden Boy's house and he says that Kyle is supposed to be with her. She says Kyle is in a boarding school in another country. Golden Boy wants Kyle home and Diane says that could be possible if he gives her the support she needs.
Leslie tells Bed Head that he should return the outside investors their money while Bed Head is going through things. Bed Head says his company is as good as dead. Leslie leaves. Talking to himself, he says, "No hedge-fund, no board seat, got the SEC breathing down my neck. Game on Diane. Game on!" He grabs his jacket and leaves.
Mustache is at the Athletic Club where Michael chases him down and stops him for confronting Diane. His phone rings and its Ashley asking if he is OK. He says he was released out on bail and asks if she got the message he left her about Shabby. She asks what about Shabby and Mustache explains. Patch asks what's going on and Ashley explains that Diane knows about Shabby's confession and that she has the tape.
Hair is at Crimson Lights where she is getting her drink and when she turns to go to her table she sees a laptop open and people looking at a picture of Mustache and Smirnoff in bed - the picture that Diane had and was trying to sell to someone over the phone. Hair is livid. She calls rehab where Smirnoff is at but they do not know where Smirnoff is at.
VICTOR IS ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE SAYING THAT NIKKI IS MISSING
BILLY ASKS PHYLLIS WHY ISN'T SHE AT HOME WITH LUCY INSTEAD OF GETTING INTO HIS BUSINESS THERE (MEANING CRIMSON LIGHTS)
DIANE TELLS NICK HE CAN HELP HER. PROTECT HER FROM HERSELF.