Y&R: Monday 25 July 2011: Sharon and Adam Wed...

Jack shows up at Diane's room (at the club) to get Kyle and Diane asks him to wait a minute, that she needs to finish a phone call.  Jack is in the hallway while Diane reminds Dumb Grin (Kyle) not to mention to Golden Boy (Jack) that Big Grin is going to Switzerland.  He's going to Switzerland?  I wonder if he's going to Geneva to have a conference.  BAHAHAHA.  Golden Boy enters the room on his own accord and asks if Diane is done with her phone call.  Dumb Grin now has a Dumb Look on his face.

Red and Nick are looking at their trending points on a labtop while talking about Bed Head (Adam).  In the meantime, Boring (Sam) walks in and overhears their conversation about Bed Head having the evidence for Sharon but not sharing it.  Boring asks them if they really believe Adam has the evidence.

At the jailhouse rock, Adam presents Sharon with her engagement ring.  Sharon asks where did Bed Head find it and he said the lady that died in the carjacking had it on her, which was given to Noah and then Noah gave it Bed Head because it is really his mother's ring.  He tells Orange Jumpsuit (Sharon) that the ring (the one you put on your finger, not the movie The Ring) got him through some tough nights and now she's back and alive and the ring belongs on her finger.

circa around 1999

Hold on while I sway back and forth to the Nadia's Theme.

Katherine is at GloWorm where Neil meets up with her. Katherine canceled the meeting Sophia called about some acquisition because it would be audited.  Neil tells Katherin that Patch (Tucker) isn't going to be happy that she is undermining his right hand man, Sophia.  Sophia shows up and says she saw her meeting out in the parking lot.  She says she's back at McCall but Katherine still finds ways to cut her off at the knees.

Tucker asks Ashley how did she find out he had a son and she said Katherine found out from his living will and she told Ashley.





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Sharon is quiet and he asks if it has to do with Boring and she says no. She said the DA visited her and wants her to testify against Bed Head and in return she can stay in the jailhouse rock while she's waiting for her appeal.  She wouldn't have to go to Penn State..I mean State Pen.  Adam says to take the deal.  She says he could go to jail, but he doesn't care.  He said she can be close to home and her kids.  He's explaining about life in the hoosegow.  He's begging her to take the deal.

Golden Boy is asking Dumb Grin if he's ready to go home with him and Dumb Grin said he can't because he's going somewhere.  I could not understand what mumbles was saying.  He gives Golden Boy a hug.  Diane shoes himself by telling him to get his tooth brush.  While he is out of the room, Diane says, they are done.  Golden Boy says they will be done when Dumb Grin is 18.  Golden Boy says if Diane goes to jail, Dumb Grin will be with him full time.

Ashley says Katherine and Paul were going through his things at the office to try find information about his son.  He said they won't find much since he found out he had a son from an anonymous note.  He said he got someone pregnant and he doesn't know her name.  He said he worked with rock stars and acted like one.  Tour buses, private jets and a different woman every night. The note he received said he will never know his son. Ashley asks how does he know its even true since it was just a note.  He thought the same thing until he received a second note saying he will never know his son, then he knew the woman wasn't after his money.  Ashley says he would have been a great dad.  I hope Devon is his son..that would be great.

Sophia tells Neil that Patch is still mad about Katherine putting Sophia on leave and now this.  Neil asks is Tucker mad or she mad?  Neils tell her she needs to deal with her resentment again Katherine.  Katherine comes back to the table and apologizes to Sophia for canceling her meeting and says she is glad to have Sophia back.  Sophia says she sticking by Patch's side.

Boring introduces himself to Red (Phyllis) and Nick. He said he's trying to get to the evidence that Adam has.  Boring brings up the fact that Adam has been by Sharon's side the whole time, yet he has evidence that can free her and Boring does not understand this about Adam.  Nick and Red said they do not care about the Sharon/Bed Head romance but Red said she is interested in Bed Head and proving he's a snake to count her in.  Boring said he will do just that.  But he wants to know why Bed Head would hold on to evidence like he is doing.  Red said he could be waiting for the right time to use it like at her hearing and come off like her savior.

Bed Head tells Orange Jumpsuit that in his heart he and Orange Jumpsuit are still married.  He can arrange it with a Chaplin and they can be married today.  He's still running his line of BS to Orange Jumpsuit and she's buying it hook, line and sinker. Orange Jumpsuit agrees to marry Bed Head, but she says she won't turn states evidence against him.  He leaves to make arrangements.  Orange Jumpsuit is making yet, another phone call.  She calls Boring and says she needs to see him.

Red and Nick show up at Bed Head's room searching for the memory card.  He brings up the time they were in St. Barqs.

Boring shows up to see Orange Jumpsuit and tells her to take the deal the DA gave her.  Orange tells Broing that Bed Head proposed and she accepted like the fracking idiot she is.

Ashley tells Patch (Tucker) that he's nothing like Katherine.  That Patch looked for his son and even added him to his will.  Patch said there were a lot of women and he doesn't know his son name.  Sophia shows up and asks Patch when is he going to kick his mother out of her job.

Jack is at GloWorm with Katherine and Golden Boy says that he saw Ashley and Patch and he looked less than up to speed.  Katherine said that Patch did fine at the Jabot Launch and as she sees it McCall Unlimited is in capable hands.  Golden Boy sits back and gloats.

Diane is on the phone with Bed Head about her son, Dumb Grin, lying to Golden Boy.  She says this plan of his helps her as much as him and she's not going to die in vain.

Sophia is showing Patch a business a slope line in Dalton's company (a company that Patch does business with) going down and explaining it to him, but he's standing there like a lump on a log.   Sophia tells him he needs to get Katherine out because Dalton doesn't like doing business with her.  Patch says the numbers don't mean anything to him.  Ashley plays it off like its his glasses and he says he can't play it off anymore with Sophia.  Then he explains his medical situation.  He tells Sophia that they have been through some wars together, but if she cannot deal with his situation, she can walk away and he will understand.

Red and Nick are back at Useless Pile without the memory card or anything.  The office is empty as well.  Red thinks that Bed Head might have gotten rid of the evidence.

Boring is questioning Orange marrying Bed Head.  Bed Head is outside and over hears the conversation.  Inside, Orange is pleading her case to Boring and tells him he should go back to New Mexico.  Before leaving he tells Orange that marrying Bed Head is a mistake.  He meets up with Bed Head outside and Bed Head tells him he won't have to worry anymore.  He will look after his wife.

Diane is at the airport with Dumb Grin who I hope is 20 something when he returns, with a new hair do, because right now, he's sporting a hair don't!  Diane gives Dumb Grin a hug while Dumb Grin does his best (which isn't much) to show some emotion - DAMN! THAT BOY CANNOT ACT!  Dumb Grin is off (in more ways than one).

Red and Nick are at Useless Style - still - and they begin making out.

Boring is at Crimson Lights with a pen and notepad thinking about the night him and Orange did the do.  He is writing Orange a letter.

Bed Head is back at the jail to marry Orange with a Chaplin.

Katherine and Neil are talking business.  Golden Boy is about to leave, but before he does he stops at Katherine's table and says that if Patch isn't ready to take over McCall he isn't ready to take over Jabot.  Katherine says she established that with him earlier.  Golden Boy leaves.  Katherine tells Neil about Golden Boy noticing something being off about Patch and she wants Neil to dig deeper.  If its bad Katherine will protect her son and his company.

Sophia said she will never turn her back on him.  Ashley asks that it kept between the three of them.  Ashley said if some business comes up or documents need to be signed Sophia is to step in and handle it like Patch would want her to.  She (Sophia) says she knows what Patch is thinking before he does and called him honey.

Nick and Red are about to get it on when Diane walks in and she's furious.

Boring is telling Piper (via phone) he's on his way home. If you forgot who piper is, and who hasn't forgotten, she's the annoying little brat that screamed like a damn fool when they arrested Orange Jumpsuit in New Mexico.

Bed Head and Orange are about to get married.  He is saying his  love speech to Orange.  She is giving her spill.  The Chaplain does the Do You's to Orange and she said "I Do"...now it is Bed Head's turn and he says, No, he doesn't.  "How the hell can I be married to you.".  Orange is shocked!

NEXT TIME:

Nick tries to break up a fight between Red and Diane

Chloe catches Billy Goat following Cordelia Junction and thinks he's going to lure her away.

Bed Head tells Orange that she betrayed him and she deserves what she get.

Y&R Monday, 18 July 2011 Cane Tries to Help Billy

Jill asks Katherine if she knew Tucker was going to be there and she says no.  Jack plays it off like he knew Tucker was going to be there.  Tucker takes the mic, but not before Jabot gives his brown nose speech to Tucker.  Tucker takes the mic by thanking those that sent him flowers and cards to the hospital.  Now he's doing his business spill about Jabot's product.  He introduces Ashley as the developer of their products.  She just says Hi and that's it.  He goes back to talking but is interrupted by a reporter that asks him complicated questions about business.

Victor is at Vicki's house and he brought her dinner from the Athletic Club.  Can someone tell me what happened with Gina's restaurant?  It was the happening place before it was burned down by Big Head Psycho Kevin

Billy Goat is at Jimmy's and surprised to see Lame there.  Surprised and not happy.  Billy Goat begins calling Lame names and then says he's basically the same thing, then asks Lame to pour him a drink, but Lame refuses saying that Billy Goat doesn't need a drink with the mood he's in.  Billy Goat is about to leave saying there's other bars that will take his money and then Lame giving him the riot act about drinking and forgetting your problems for that night but wake up the next morning and start all over again.  Lame says that a lot of people care about Billy.




Victor sees that Vicki is working.  She says it helps keep her mind off of things.  Vicki says that she tried to call Nikki and she wishes Nikki was there.  Vicki says she's been thinking about her mother and Victor and how many times they've broken up and gotten back together.  That they have a connection.  Victor admits that kids are part of why him and Nikki always get back together.  She tells The Mustache that Billy Goat came by and there's a strong pull between them.


The reporter is still asking Patch (Tucker) questions and he has Ashley answer all the questions. But instead of answer, Ashley begins promoting all their products that are in Fenmore's.  The press conference is over.  Before she leaves the podium, the reporter asks about Patch and Ashley being married.  Stunned looks all around please.  Thank you.

Billy is getting on Lame about pretending to be dead.  Lame says he did it protect his family, but Billy doesn't have any sympathy for him.  Billy then tells him that him and Vicki broke up.  Lame feels that him and Billy have something common, but Billy disagrees and then finally agrees.


Vicki says its nice that her and her father are getting a long now.  Victor wants to know what happened with Billy.  Vicki explains about Billy's arrest.  She says she believes Billy's story about the prostitute, but she feels this is just part of a bigger problem.  Then she explains that Billy lost custody of Delia.  She says Billy is sinking lower and lower and she wants to know when is it time to walkaway.

Tucker says that he's happy to be married to Ashley.  The reporter brings up the fact that it was a private ceremony.  Golden Boy Jack jumps in and says that he knew about the marriage and congratulated the couple a few days ago.  The reporter then turns to Abby and wants to know her feelings on it.  Abby plays it off like she knew.  Ashley and Tucker are concerned about what Abby will say. Abby says her mother sacrificed so much and she deserves to be happy.

Vicki is still talking about Billy to her father.  She thought her and Billy would grow old in that house with kids and grandkids. Victor says that Billy is struggling with his demons.  Vicki wants to know if she should help him.  Victor says only he can fix his problems.  If she tries to help him it will come back to haunt her.
Billy is talking with Lame about what happened and the disappointment he saw in Vicki's face.  Lame said he went through the same thing with Lily.  Lame tries to give Billy some advice and Billy says he sounds like a self help guru.  Billy tells Lame to stick to what he's good at and that's short pours and cleaning up puke.  Lame tells Billy he should fight for what he loves and that's his family.  Billy said he doesn't need any advice, especially from Lame.

Jill asks Katherine if she knew about the marriage and she says yes.  She asks Jill if she's heard from Billy lately and Jill says not a word.  Sophia walks over to Jill and Katherine and says, "Isn't it lovely Tucker could make it tonight?". They both just stare at her because they know its not really a question she's asking.  She smiles and leaves.  Abby sneaks out.  Patch and Ashley take some more pictures.  Lauren comes over to congratulates them.  She walks away.  Sophia comes over and congratulates them.  Ashley goes to find Abby.  Sophia is glad to see Patch out of the hospital and he says it was good seeing her at the hospital with her beautiful smile.  He asks how were things without the boss around , but Sophia doesn't want to talk shop.  Patch asks if Katherine gave her a hard time.  He knows something is wrong and wants to know what's going on.  Sophia told him that Katherine put her on a paid leave last month and he's pissed.  Sophia says that Katherine didn't agree with some of her ideas.  Patch (Ok - let me explain the Patch name - when he was on DOOL, his name was Patch) says that Sophia knows more about McCall then he does.  He reinstates her right way and says she is to show up to work tomorrow morning.


Side Bar: I was a bit upset that Patch didn't put Sophia in charge of his company, but now I can see why he didn't.  Sophia is not a business woman like Katherine is.  Sophia is Tucker's right hand lady and he trusts her with things, but that's about it. Indubitably.  And that's not a bad thing on Sophia's part.  She can handle Tucker's business, but not the business of the world, which I don't think she would want to.  JMHO


Now back to our regularly scheduled blog

Patch is giving Katherine the evil eye.  Victor shows up at Fenmore's.  Jack is giving him a hard time.  Jack feels Jabot will burry Beauty of Nature.  Victor pays him no mind.

Vicki is still sulking about Billy Goat.  She's running off to somewhere.

Billy Goat and Lame are still having words with each other.  Lame said he thought he got through to Billy Goat but apparently he didn't.  He then grabs about five shot glasses and slams them on the bar, one by one and then pours, what looks like whiskey in to each of them and says, "Drink it! Drink it! That's what you."  Billy Goat sits down and says thank you.

Victor is talking with Ashley and says that Abby took off before she got a chance to talk with her.  Ashley is off to call Abby when she runs into Sophia on her way out.  Ashley says it is good to have her back at McCall's.  Sophia says it is good to see Tucker there. Ashely says he was insistant on attending.  Sophia makes mention that she noticed that Patch was a bit weird with the reporter's questions but stated that Ashley did a great job handling it and adds that Patch will be back to his old self soon.  Ashley just wants him easing into it. Sophia says Patch doesn't ease into anything.

Jack is talking with Patch.  Nothing much.

Victor is talking with Katherine about Patch being there.  She's glad he's healthy and Victor says he hopes Patch repays Katherine for all she's done for him while he was in the hospital.  Patch walks up and him and Victor shake hands and say their hellos.  He tells Victor he would like to have a word with his mother.

Lauren is talking with Jill and says what a night but Jill is not a happy camper because of Billy Goat and not hearing from him.  Lauren offers to stay and close up so Jill can find Billy.  Jill passes because she doesn't know where to start looking for him, but Lauren says the offer stands. Lauren leaves.  Jill calls and leaves a message on Billy Goat's vm.

Vicki shows up at Fenmore's needing to talk Jack, Jill and Ashley and says its Billy and that she needs their help.

Abby is at Glow Worm and gets a call from Victor but ignores the call.

Victor is leaving a VM (from Fenmore's).

Katherine and Patch are talking and she says its good to see him out of the hospital but he should be at home resting.  She says she is looking out for his best interest and he brings up how she's been running the company by doing everything opposite if what he wanted and its going to stop now.  Patch says he's ready to come back to work and if she fights him on this he will sue her.
Vicki tells the gang that Billy lost custody of Delia.  Ashley did not know about it nor about him being arrested.  Vicki just wants them all to help him because she feels that he's gotten himself in to real trouble this time.  And while she's saying this they show Billy with his head bleeding on an airbag and car windshield smashed.

NEXT TIME:
Deacon tells Diane that Abby hit Patch, no Ashley
Patch asks Abby if she tried to kill him
Vicki gets a call from Jack about Billy