Thursday 28 July 2011 - Tucker Surprises Lauren and Jack on The Talk

Lauren and Golden Boy (Jack) are at The Talk. Jack gets a call from Katherine. Katherine says she is on her way to see Patch (Tucker) who sis going before a judge about his competence so he can get Katherine out and Katherine said she's going to put him through a test to see if he has really recovered like he says he has. And if it's true they will go from there.

Patch, Ashley and Sophia are at Patch's office talking about Shabby (Abby) and her idea, but Patch (Tucker) wants to talk about his hearing with a judge to get himself back in charge of his company. He says it is all about perception.

Holly Robinson and Leah Remini just introduced Jack and Lauren onto the show. Lauren and Jack go out bearing gifts. Holly brings up Shabby being the spokesperson of Beauty of Nature. Jack finds away to get the conversation back on the Jabot products.

Hair (Victoria) and Shabby are at Newman Enterprise in the boardroom. Hair thinks that Shabby being mentioned on The Talk is a good sign. Shabby is concerned The Mustache won't go for it, but Hair says that her father put her in charge and she doesn't need to run everything by him.

Diane got a copy of the video that Shabby made a few weeks back in which she confessed to hitting Patch. She is putting a copy of the video onto a pen drive. She calls room service and orders mamosa to her in room breakfast.

The Mustache is at Bed Head's (Adam) room. The Mustache has a report (a thick one at that) from the Grand Jury about the day his company went public. He hands it to Bed Head and said he thinks Bed Head will find it interesting reading. Bed Head said the report is a joke. Mustache said Bed Head better hire a good lawyer because this is serious business. He leaves.

The Talk segment is on...boring and pointless. Oh wait...something good happened. Holly brings up the fact that Ashley is married to Patch (this is because Golden Boy brought up that Ashley is the developer of the products) and then Leah states that before Ashley married Patch she tried to run him over. Golden Boy diverts the subject by saying the couple put it behind them and therefore, they should to.

Back at Patch's office, Sophia and Ashley have the show on. Ashley just got off the phone with someone. They are preparing for Patch to do his TV stunt. Katherine shows up and is about to knock on the door but begins thinking about her talk with Patch when he was in the hospital and him not liking her business decisions. Inside, the cameraman tells Patch to get ready to go live, just then Kathering knocks on the door and Ashley lets her in. Katherine wants to know what's going on. I think Marvin Gaye wanted to know the same thing.

Shabby says if The Mustache says yes, what's next. Hair explains there will be magazine ad and such. In the midst of them chatting it up, The Mustache walks in and says he is not accustomed to hearing news about his company on TV, especially if its news to him. And he won't get accustomed to these surprises. He still runs the company and Hair better not forget it. Hair is pitching her idea of The Naked Heiress as Beauty of Nature's spokesperson.

Bed Head is reading the Grand Jury's report.

Diane is having her congratulatory mamosa when someone begins banging on her door and I do mean banging. She hides the pen drive. Its Bed Head at the door asking her what did she do.

Patch is about be on live TV by showing up on The Talk via satellite. Holly brings up the accident again to Patch and Leah brings up Ashley being the one that hit him and he plays it off. They end up talking about Jabot and Leah asks if they plan on expanding the line and Golden Boy says that since this is Patch's company he should let him explain what's going on. Now, if you all remember, Patch has a medical condition in which business language and such doesn't make sense to him that much. So Golden Boy is trying to put him on the spot. Katherine is anxious to hear Patch's answer. Patch plays it off like he did not hear Golden Boy's questions. But Holly said they are out of time. Sophia and Ashley are happy with the outcome.

Shabby says she was not trying to do anything behind his back and Hair says the same thing. The Mustache says this campaign just might work, but he wants to be in the loop on every idea and every step of the way. Shabby is saying this is going to be so great, so great. Now, here's the funny thing - The Mustache starts laughing for real and you can Hair laughing as well. I mean real laughs as in not in the script.

Bed Head says that that Grand Jury indicted him and only him for the fraud. Diane is trying to act surprised. Bed Head says that there was information in there that only she knows. She's claiming she didn't betray him. Bed Head says he is done with her and there's no more plan, no more money, they are through.

The Mustache is happy that Hair and Shabby are working at his side again after what happened last year. Hair gets a call from Nikki and she is about to tell her good news when she is interrupted by what Nikki is telling her which has to do with something Diane did.

Golden Boy and Lauren are back stage and Golden Boy said they were blindsided by Patch so Patch could show he is in charge now. Golden Boy says that he and Lauren handled it, but he is not so sure about Patch.

The cameraman leaves Patch's office. Ashley apologizes for not being able to help him with that last question, but Katherine was standing there. Katherine says she needs to speak to him about a pressing issues that has to do with his company and they all try to shoe her way but she says this can't wait.

Golden Boy and Lauren on the private jet on their way back Genoa City. Golden says he deserves to be CEO of Jabot. Golden is concerned that if Patch takes over he is going to fire Golden and put Ashley in charge. Lauren feels that Ashley won't go for it, but Golden says that Patch did it before and Ashley did fight him.

Katherine goes over some business stuff with Patch and hands him paperwork to look at, but you can see he's at a lost. She wants to know what is the cause of the lost and he says he will get back to her. She says fair enough, but she asks another question and Sophia tries to answer for him, but Katherine wants to hear it from Patch. He is doing his best to play it off. Katherine hands him a lease to sign for a loft (I think), he signs it and says that he really has to get going. Now, I'm wondering what did he sign.

Bed Head is walking out when Diane admits that she made a deal with the DA. He comes back in and wants Diane to tell him why. She said she has Kyle to worry about it and herself. She said Kyle is on the other side of the planet. How is she to get to him and Bed Head said she should have thought of that before she sent him down the river. Diane says its just an indictment. She said they have no case if she's not there to testify. Bed Head says he doesn't trust her anymore and leaves.

Hair is about to get off the phone from her mother. Hair explains that Nikki was served papers in rehab. Diane is suing her for alienation of affection - causing the end of the marriage between Diane and The Mustache. The Mustache says Diane caused the divorce, not Nikki. Hair hopes this doesn't derail Smirnoff's (Nikki) recovery. The Mustache says he will make sure it doesn't. He will take care of things and Diane.

Golden Boy and Lauren are talking about Beauty of Nature and Lauren says she can't talk about it. Golden Boy is interested in taking out the competition.

Patch is in a hearing (in room with a judge and Ashley) about his condition. He just needs the judge's signature and all is good. The judge says that since Mrs. Chancellor is not there, its not going to be contested. Patch says that when he met with Katherine earlier she didn't bring it up. The judge is about to sign Patch's release when Katherine comes in.

Bed Head is back at his room, but notices his door open. He finds the SEC in his room searching through his stuff and say they need his computer and other stuff. They leave with the goods.

Hair is telling Nikki (via voicemail) that all will be OK. Hair says to Shabby she hopes The Mustache can make this all go away.

The Mustache is at Diane's room and says if she doesn't open the door he will kick it in. He comes in laying into Diane and slams the door behind him. She tells him that she caught Nikki with The Mustache twice. Victor says he has nothing but distain for Diane and once this case is thrown out, he will destroy her. She says she has a better idea and gets the flip camera that has Shabby confessing about running over Patch. Diane says if he wants it to go away he has to take out his checkbook. The Mustache grabs the camers and throws it against the fireplace. Diane says it is a good thing she has copies in a safe place.

NEXT TIME:

Hair tells Diane that she went after her mother and her father and now she's going to have to deal with her and her hair.

Patch tells Katherine that he has more contempt for her now than he did when he first laid eyes on her.

Mustaches tells Bed Head he is not long part of the Newman Board of Directors.

Tues 26 July 2011 Diane Attacks Phyllis

Orange Jumpsuit (Sharon) iss surprised by what Bed Head (Adam) did. She wants to know why. She says, "You told me you loved me", to which he replies with, "How could I love someone like you". Ouch. Sting. Sharon 0, Adam 1.

Shabby (Abby) is at Hair's (Victoria) house where Baldwin is there as well. It seems as though they summoned her over. Hair wants Shabby to be part of the Beauty of Nature line and Shabby is all for it, but Baldwin is totally against it.

Cholesterol (Chloe) is at Crimson Lights talking with Kevin about their date tonight and Cordelia Junction (Delia) missing her father. Cholesterol thinks the judge called it right in having supervised visitations between Billy Goat and Cordelia Junction.

Billy Goat is at the park (yeah, that same one that Noah was at with his father doing a memorial for Sharon - the same one that Lily and Daniel stopped at when jogging and the same one that Adam was at when he through the memory tape into the water). He's on the phone placing a bet on a horse race. He sits down on a bench and there's Cordelia Junction who calls him. He picks her up and hugs her and such.

Diane has caught Nick and Red about to do the do. She throws her purse down, called Red (Phyllis) a bitch and throws her on the floor as well.

Bed Head tells Orange Jumpsuit that they are over - they are done. She doesn't understand why he would be so cruel. She thinks this is has to do with Boring (Sam) and he says it has to with her betrayal. He said he spent time trying to prove her innocence, having a memorial for her and she's in another man's bed. Orange said she did what she did so he could mourn her and move on. He continues on ranting and raving.

Baldwin said The Mustache (Victor) will never go for the idea. Hair said they have to think of the best way to approach The Mustache with it. She thinks the reality based show (The Naked Heiress) is good marketing tool. Hair is considering backing Shabby's show. Baldwin thinks Hair is too emotional to do her job. She thinks otherwise.

Billy Goat is talking with Cordelia Junction (Delia). I love seeing  Billy Goat with Cordelia Junction.

Kevin gives Chloe a present. Its a rock, paper, scissors necklace. No, I'm not going to explain it. But here's a picture of it:

They are about to leave CL when Cholesterol (Chloe) gets a call from a friend of hers who tells her that Billy Goat is with Cordelia Junction.

Phyllis picks herself up off the floor and charges towards Diane while Nick tries to keep those two apart. In walks Afro and Page Boy (extras in the show). Nick tells them he has it under control and they can leave. Diane spills the beans that she and Nick had a fling, but Red doesn't believe her. However, the look on Nick's face tells everything. Diane begins explaining her and Nick's trice and Nick says it was a mistake. All those times they were together was a mistake. Red lays into Diane and Diane says she hates Red and she hates Nick. She leaves and as Nick is about to go after her Red tells him not to, but he does anyway. Red calls someone.

Orange Jumpsuit is telling Bed Head that she was warned by others that one day Bed Head would turn on her and she said she never thought it would happen. Bed Head said he thought the same thing about her. She learns that Bed Head had evidence that would free her, but he told her he's a magician - now you see it, now you don't. She lays into him some more about how he's not the man she thought he was and all. Without saying anything, he begins to walk away from Orange Jumpsuit, but she says, "That's it? That's all you got to say?" Bed Head turns around and says, "You're right, there is more".

Baldwin says the Naked Heiress is not a good fit for Newman Enterprises. He gets a phone call and has to leave. Shabby asks Hair if there's anything she can do for her, but Hair says no. Shabby wants to cheer up Hair and drags her out the house.

Billy Goat is walking with Delia atop the little bridge telling a story. Cholesterol and Kevin show up. Kevin takes Delia back to the birthday party. Cholesterol thinks Billy Goat followed Delia and was trying to lure her away, but Billy said he didn't know she was there. Billy tells her to let it go. Cholesterol says she's just getting started.

Bed Head calls for the guard and tells the guard its his lucky day, and hands the ring to him. Orange Jumpsuit says that's his mother's ring. He says it reminds him of her and he doesn't want her memory tainted. Bed Head leaves while Orange yells that she finally knows the truth about him and that he knows she's innocent.

Billy Goat is pleading his case to Cholesterol that all he did was hug Delia and didn't hurt her. She said she doesn't what would have happened if Vanessa hadn't called. Billy Goat makes a valid point that Delia wondered off from the party and if he hadn't been there, what would have happened to her. He says Vanessa is blaming him to take the heat of herself. Cholesterol says when the judge hears about Billy's violation he's going to take all rights away from him. Just then, Hair shows up and says, "The don't tell him".

Red is on the phone with Baldwin who has a very irritating tone with her. She explains that she was attacked by Diane and she has witnesses and she wants Diane to pay the consequences for her actions.

Diane is at GloWorm where Nick has followed her. Nick wants to know what Diane was doing at Useless Pile and then he goes on to say that he doesn't know how many times he has to say it to her that they are through. In the background you see Bed Head watching the whole thing. Nick says why can't she say good-bye and she says that's why she was at Useless Pile, to say good-bye and Nick wants to know what that means.

Cholesterol tells Hair that she doesn't know what happened. Hair says she doesn't need to know. That Billy Goat shouldn't be deprived of seeing his daughter. Cholesterol says that since Billy Goat did not take Delia back to the party he violated his court order, and its over. Billy tells her to go get Delia. Cholesterol leaves and so does Shabby but not before telling Billy Goat not to give up. Hair is giving Billy Goat a pep talk but he tells her to stop. That she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Orange Jumpsuit, now about to be Prisoner 083992, is making YET, another phone, but this time to the DA's office but is put on hold. The guard comes in and tells her the transfer bus is there. She asks him for a few more minutes that she's on the phone with the DA's office, but he hangs up the phone.

Diane said that Nick doesn't deserve an explaination and he should go on back to Red. He says, okay. But maybe now she will stop stalking him. He tells her to stay away from the office, him and Red. Nick leaves. Bed Head goes over to Diane and says if all goes to plan Nick won't have to worry about her stalking him. She says they will all be sorry.

Hair is trying to figure out why Billy Goat is acting the way he is but wanting a drink, want to check on his bets and such. Billy Goat tells her that he doesn't want her getting involved.

Shabby is at Crimson Light where someone (I think its that reporter that was at the Jabot Launch), comes up behind/beside Shabby and asks if she has anything for her. Shabby takes her out on the patio and tells her that she's finally going legit and she wants to cause a little buzz about it.

Bed Head and Diane are talking about there plan in which Diane will disappear, but it will look like murder and The Mustache will be blamed for it. Diane said it won't be long before Golden Boy (Jack) realizes that Dumb Grin (Kyle) is gone. She wants Bed Head to move a bit faster on his plan. Diane sees Baldwin and says that they shouldn't be seen together. She's trying to sneak out but Baldwin calls her over. He presents her with a retraining order from Red. Diane is throwing a fit. Baldwin tries to give her a pep talk, but she's not hearing it.

Nick is back at Useless Pile where Red is. Nothing happens here.

Shabby is telling the reporter about her and Hair's promoting Beauty of Nature by using The Naked Heiress. The reporter wants to know what does The Mustache think about her representing the beauty line naked. Shabby says she has a brilliant idea on how the announce this. She wants the reporter (who has a cheap sprint flip phone (Motorola i836 - seriously?) and her cameraman to meet her in the board room at Newman Enterprises. The reporter asks if she's going to get naked. While she's asking this she's dialing a number. Ok I have to point this out. The way the camera is positioned, you can see the phone the reporter has and the phone isn't even on. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. But she's dialing away.

Cholesterol, Delia and Kevin are at Crimson Lights. Kevin is really siding with Billy Goat and thinks Cholesterol is being a bit hard on Billy Goat, and I agree with Big Head Kevin. Kevin is irritated with Cholesterol. He tells her that she should get Delia to bed and then he leaves to do something.

Hair tells Billy Goat that if he wants her to leave she will. Billy Goats says, "Ok, bye." She tells Billy he is heartless. She walks away.

Nick wants to kiss Red but Red doesn't want to. They start talking about Diane and Red tells Nick that she filed a restraining order against Diane and that Baldwin is serving her right now.

Baldwin leaves and Bed Head goes over to Diane, happy as a lark and Diane wants to know why and he said he's finally going to set some things straight.

Orange Jump suit is now Green Prison Clothes in a very roomy cell. This must be another holding cell, because no prison cell is that big. And she's in there by herself. Hmmm, interesting. But wait, drum roll please. In comes The Mustache to see her. They hug, she cries and we find out what's going to happen tomorrow on the show.

NEXT TIME:

JACK WANTS TO TALK TO KYLE AND TELLS DIANE TO GET HIM ON THE PHONE NOW.

GENEVIEVE TELLS HAIR AND SHABBY THAT SHE HOPES SHE COULD HELP THEM

THE MUSTACHE TELLS ADAM THAT HIS PLAN IS GOING TO BACKFIRE ON HIM.

Young and Restless: Monday - 20 June 2011

At Crimson Lights, Abby, Kevin and Chloe are discussing Daniel's hearing to get baby Lucy back to Billy and Victoria. Just as they are discussing things Daniel walks in and looks none to happy. They ask how did things go


The doorbell rings at Billy's house and its Rafe to check in on Billy. Rafe asks where is Victoria and Billy gives the famous Soap Opera stare, we then see Victoria running into her father's house where she runs into Nick and said she heard the news in the car and wants to know where "dad is" and Nick says he's at the office straightening some things out, and Nick apologized for leaving the hearing early but he got a text from his father then he changes subject by asking Victoria what happened at the trial. Vic gives the famous Soap Opera sort of sad face to where Nick hugs her. Victoria begins to cry and say she lost Lucy.


Phyllis is brings Lucy back to her apartment and tells her shes where she belongs. 


Kathryn visits Tucker in the hospital wheres he's in a coma and begins talking to him about how she's been second guessing herself in all her business decision and how that not like her and she's playfully blaming Tucker aka Comatose.


Victor is in his office on the phone with someone asking how far did they get with the SEC. Oh he's on the phone with Michael Baldwin-lawyer extraordinaire, and Victor is repeating what Baldwin says (though we can't hear him hence the reason for the repeating of words by The Mustache). Apparently the SEC has launched an investigation into fraud and stock manipulation which are both felonies. The charges are going to be filed against Diane and Adam who are at Glo Worm drinking champagne. 

Adam says to Diane the Newman stock keeps going up and up. Adam says he's pleased and rich. He tells Diane he wasn't sure if she could trusted or not. Jack walks in and pulls up a chair to join in the celebration. Adam is confused and then Jack tells Adam the Diane tipped him (Jack) off.

Billy thinks that he should be appealing the decision. Rafe is telling him there's nothing to be done since Daisy, the birth mother is in the picture. Billy says he's lost his daughter and he's pretty sure he's lost his wife

Victoria is talking with Nick at their father's house. She said billy was trying to take her pain away and that the three of them were happy for a while. She wonders how she's going to explain all this to her son Reed. She said when JT finds out he's going to want Reed on on the first thing smoking back home (I forgot where JT moved to). Nick said that if Victoria needs anything he's there for her. She said her and Billy will work things out. She just needed to get out of the house for a bit. Nick apologized again for having to leave the hearing but he received a text that his father had a stroke. Victoria says that the stocks went down when they thought Victor had died but stocks went up when he assured everyone he was fine. Nick said it happened on purpose.

Adam finds out that Diane sold Jack the information about Adams scheme and Jack feels the price he paid was with every penny.

Victor is on the phone with Baldwin again asking what happened. He finds that extraordinary buys were made when the stock hit rock bottom. He's asking for names but Baldwin doesn't have names yet. Victor wants him to stay on it and call with the information. He states he's going to Glo Worm to pick up dinner.

Kathryn is still talking to comatose Tucker. Charlie Brown's teacher is talking during this scene.

Victor shows up at Glo Worm to find Dinae, Jack and Adam there. Jack greets him with a smart remark. Jack tells Victor that he bought a large sum of Newman stock and now he owns a good portion of Newman Enterprises and there's nothing Victor can do and Victor agrees with him but he has a smirk on his face while agreeing with Jack. Adam keeps his back to Victor while drinking his champagne.

Kevin, Daniel, Chloe, and Aabby are sitting at a table at Crimson Lights discussing the whole Baby Lucy thing and how she's with Phyllis who she hardly knows. Once the judge found out Billy bought the baby from a broker it was all but over. They are all trying to find someone to blame and Daniel and Abby agree that it's Phyllis's fault because if she hadn't pushed so hard none if this would be happening.

Nick goes to see Phyllis and says to her that since she won is she happy (said in a sarcastic tone of course and Phyllis says (in her sarcastic tone) that she's happy. She states shes not a monster. Lucy is crying all the while and Nick asks how long has Lucy been crying and Phyllis says a little while and that she's changed and fed her and none of it seemed to help. Nick basically says that Lucy is with a stranger in a strange place and that she needs her mother - referring to Victoria.

Victoria shows up at home and Billy is kind of shocked to see her not completely but enough for me to actually mention it. Victoria says that Reed will be home soon. Billy tells her not to worry because he's packed his bags. Billy says that he still has stuff in the closets that he will send for them because he doesn't want to have to come back. Victoria asks him where will he go and he's he doesn't know but names off some possible places. Billy goes upstairs to get his things.

 Summer shows up at Phyllis's apartment. Phyllis tells Summer that Lucy will be sating with them for a bit.  Summer is not happy and states that Phyllis is her mother and whatnot.  Whatever on her and her tude.

Kathryn is finally leaving the hospital. That goodness because she was riding my nerves talking to Comatose

Victor is about to leave Glo Worm with is food when Jack makes a snide remark. Victor doubles back and asks if he's aware of the laws pertaining to stock manipulation and fraud but the SEC is for that what they do. He states tomorrow will be a day of reckoning.

 Chloe tells the gang at the table that she is going to go after full custody of Delia and Kevin doesn't think she should after all Billy's been through already and she gets mad and storms out. Kevins goes and actually does some work at his place of business. Daniel apologizes to Abby for all he's done. Abby goes to call Victoria.

 Billy comes down the stairs with his suitcase and he's about to say something to Vicky but all he says is bye

Nick tells Phyllis she's recking so many people's lives. She states she knows how upsetting this is to everyone and that even Michael and Loren has turned their back on her. Nick feels that Billy and Victoria were great parents to Lucy and Phyllis brings up the fact that Ashley was a great mother to Faith and Nick took Faith from her. Phyllis has a good pint. TOUCHE PHYLLIS <-- I typed Phyllis with a French accent.

Adam wants to toast Newman Enterprises. Adam and jack aren't worried about the SEC. Diane feels that Victor won't let them get away with it.

 Victor runs into Abby at Crimson Lights. She is glad to see that he's OK. Nick shows up as well. Abby asks how Victoria is doing. Nick said she not doing well. Victor is finding out from Nick what happened and he's shocked and sad.

Reed shows up at Victoria's pad and says it quiet and wants to know the where a bouts of Lucy. Victoria explains that Lucy won't be living there anymore. This is a different Reed. The other Reed was adorable and looked just like Victoria. Reed then asks where is Billy. Well Victoria, where is Billy? Explain that one sister. Go on explain it. I can't wait to hear this one.

Abby visits Comatose. She's telling Comatose about what took place today and how this all started with lies. She's about to confess to Tucker what she did by running him down and all.

Diane is ready to go. She is Adam are standing in the foyer of Glo Worm and she thinks Adam is going to lay into her regarding Jack but all he says is,"Well played" and walks off. Diane has a pleasing smile on her face. In the meantime, Kathryn walks in and finds Jack who she was looking for. Kathryn hires Jack as the CEO of Jabot. He's pleased as pie. Jack finally got Jabot back in a sense.

Crimson Lights:
Nick finds Daniel out on the patio and gives him bit of a pep talk.

Phyllis's pad:
Lucy is crying her little head off and Phyllis can't calm her down.

Crimson Lights:
Chloe walks in with a bag full caramel popcorn for Kevin. It was her way of apologizing to Big Head Kevin and Big Head Kevin accepts her apology.

Jimmy's Bar:
Billy shows ready to throw them back. He orders a tequila. I hope its patron. He tells the bartender to leave the bottle. But since this is a dive bar, its probably not even real tequila.

Victoria's pad:
Victor shows up. Victoria sends Reed out the room. Victoria tells Victor that she can't bear a 'I told you so' right now. He says that's not why he's there and walks over and gives her a hug.

NEXT ON THE BLONDE AND THE USELESS:

Victoria tells Chloe that Billy moved out and Chloe can't believe that Billy would leave at a time like this.

Baldwin tells Victor that there's a weak link and victor wants to make sure Adam goes down.

Adam tells Diane that ihes in the clear with the SEC but her and Jack aren't.