Wednesday 5 Oct 2011:

At Lily's house one of the baby's start crying and Lily seems frustrated.  She calls Cane.  She says Charlie is crying and she thinks he's crying for Cane.  Cane says he's coming right over.

At Vicki's house Sam comes over with Sean the Dog.  Sam wants to talk about sleeping arrangements for the night.

At Billy's trailer, Bill is at his laptop, now he's at his phone calling the hospital to find out about Katherine's condition.  He gets transferred to her room in which Jill answers but Billy doesn't say anything.  She gets off the phone and says no one was on the other end.  In Katherine's room is Neil, Devon, Jill and Murphy.  Murphy sends Jill to go find Katherine's lawyer who is supposed to be on his way.  He then tells Neil and Devon they don't have to stay, but Neil says Katherine is like family right along with Murphy.

Tucker walks in with Mitchell (the lawyer) and runs into Jill.  Tucker wants to know how his mother is doing, but Jill said he doesn't give a damn about Katherine.  She said if he did he would have been there hours ago.  She brings up the fact that Katherine was by his side day and night when he had his accident.  Tucker says that's why he's there, but Jill won't allow it.  Tucker leaves.  Jill takes Mitchell into the waiting lounge.  He says the Will is not marked valid until she signs it.  Mitchell asks if they know and Jill says no and he can't tell them that Devon has been added to the Will.  While she's saying this she doesn't realize that Tucker has been listening the whole time.  He walks in with this complete look of shock on his face.

Cane is at Lily's holding Charlie and talking with Lily.  Cane asks if Lily was able to find a certain book for him to read to Charlie and he begins reading to him.

Neil suggests Murphy go home and get some rest.  Murphy says he's fine.  He said after all these years of living alone he can't go to sleep without Katherine beside him.  Niel and Devon leave Murphy alone with Katherine

Tucker wants to know why Kath would put Devon in her will.  Jill says she doesn't know.  He asks Mitchell and Mitchell says he's not at liberty to say.  Neil tells Tucker he shouldn't be there.  Tucker is surprised that Neil and Devon were in to see Kath but he can't, stating "business associates have more right than family" in which Devon replies with, "after what you've done."  Jill wants Tucker to leave and Neil offers to walk him out and Jill says she has it under control and asks Neil and Devon to leave.  Devon says he doesn't want to Tucker around there again.

Vicki is playing with Sean the Dog and talking to the dog as well telling him that it was nice of  Sam to offer to take the dog so Vicki can have some time alone, but Vicki says she doesn't want to be alone.  Vicki turns on the TV and Father Knows Best is On - they switch to Billy's home and he's watching the same show.

Lily thanks Cane for getting Charlie to sleep.  She thanks him for stopping by and he says she doesn't have to thank him for taking care of his kids.  Cane say he should leave so she can get some sleep.  She says she needs to wind down first with an old movie.  Cane offers up African Queen which is on at 3:15am.  Cane says he will call her to see how she is but she says she has early morning gym session. He offers to call her later then. He leaves.

At Crimson Lights, Neil and Devon are talking about Tucker and Katherine and how they have been going at it since he showed up in town.  Devon wants to know if Tucker hates Katherine that much why would he go after her company and Neil says he has to with holding that much anger in him for all those years.  Devon says that Tucker is an ass and he can't stand him.

Jill walks Mitchell to Katherine's room and then she goes back into the lounge where Tucker is.  Tucker wants to know what's going on with Katherine and Devon.  Jill tries to play it off like Katherine just took a liking to Devon.  Tucker says she likes him so much she put him in her Will.  He says she's treating him like family.  Tucker then remembers when him and Devon were at the hospital getting their blooded tested and how they both have AB negative blood type.  Back to present day with Jill Tucker figures it out that Devon is his son.  Jill is trying to convince him he's wrong, but he said he can see it in Jill's face that's he right.  He leaves.

Lily is by herself.  She sends a text to someone.

At Crimson Lights, Neil asked Devon if he's ok because its late.  Devon says he's a musician and he's just getting started.  The text Lily sent was to Devon saying she can't sleep.  Devon said he's going to go check on her.  Neil says he's going back to the hospital to make sure Tucker isn't causing anymore trouble

At the hospital Cane sees Jill and asks what's going on because she has a very concerned look on her face.  Cane says he know she doesn't trust him but he loves her and he knows she's going through a lot with Delia and Billy being AWOL (Absent Without Leave), but she can talk to him.  She says she had to deal with Tucker and she wished he had never shown up.

At his office Tucker is looking for something but gets a knock on the door and its Sophie.  He called her. He tells her he found his son and he says it's Devon.  Sophie says, "Our Devon?"  Tucker said he was with a woman for a while and Devon is the right age.

Vicki is asleep on the couch

Billy turns off the TV after Father Knows Best is over.  He grabs his car keys and heads out the door.

Devon is at Lily's telling her about Katherine.  He wants to know what's been keeping her up and she said the babies.  She said Charlie had a rough night and would still be having one if Cane hadn't shown up.  Devon thinks she could have called Neil.  She says why shouldn't Cane help, he's their father.  Devon thinks Cane is trying to worm his way back into Lily's life.  She says nothing romantic is going on with her and Cane.  Devon says she needs to keep her guard up with Cane.

Tucker tells Sophie about the Will and Katherine adding Devon to it.  Tucker wants to try to find Devon but Sophie thinks Tucker should speak to Neil first, but Tucker said Neil will only hold him back.  Tucker thinks Sophie is over looking things because the baby she's carrying could be Neil's. She firestback with him getting this woman pregnant, but with all his money and resources he couldn't try to find his kid.  Tucker said he tried for years but failed.  She wants him to think about what this will do to Devon.  Tucker says he knows who his son is, where he lives so how can he sleep knowing this.  Tucker is off to find his son.

Mitchell is about to leave Katherine's room and on his way out he tells Murphy he will bring the Will and have Katherine sign it as soon as she wakes up.  On his way out, Jill and Cane comes in.  Cane begins talking to Katherine.  Cane then talks Murphy into getting something to eat.  He said he will go if Jill comes too.  They all leave the room.  Out in the hall Billy is dressed up like a surgeon so he won't be recognized.  He goes into Katherine's room.  He begins talking to Katherine.  He said he stopped by Delia's room and was going to sneak in, but Chloe was in there sleeping.  He begins talking about how bad he screwed up and how much he misses Vicki.  He said he can't stay long, that he has to go.  He just hopes Katherine knows he was there and that it helps in some sort of way.  As Billy is opening the door, the camera is on Katherine showing her making some movements, but Billy has his back to her and doesn't see it.  Billy leaves.

Boring ass Sam walks into Vicki's house (yeah, the front door was unlocked for any boring ass person to walk in and one did) to find Vicki asleep on the couch and TV on.  He turns the TV off.  Sean (the dog) is still on the couch.  Boring Sam puts a blanket over Vicki.  That dog is sooooo damn cute.  As Sam is about to leave Vicki wakes up calling Billy's name.  Sam says its just him and for her to go back to sleep.  She turns the light on and tells Sam about the dream she had of her calling out to Billy but he didn't come back.

Cane spots who thinks his Billy getting into an elevator at the hospital.

Jill is back in Katherine's room talking to her.  She asked if she heard Cane talking to her.  She says Murphy went to the chapel.  Katherine opens her eyes and asks where is she.  Jill calls for the doctor.  Jill says everyone was worried about her, Muphy, Neil, Devon and Katherine says Devon's name.  Jill said she knows this isn't the best time but she's not sure who he'll tell.  She tells Katherine that Tucker knows about Devon.

Sophia is at the hospital and finds Neil.  She tells Neil that Tucker is Devon's father.

Lily begins yawning and Devon prepares to leave.  There's a knock on her door and Devon answers.  Its Tucker.  He asks if he can come in.  Devon lets him in.  Tucker says he's not there to see Lily.  He was on his way to Devon's place and saw his car there.

Vicki says she's got to stop living her life in limbo.  She says she's going to move on with her life because Billy is not coming back.

Billy enters his trailer when there's a bang on his door and its Cane saying he knows Billy is in there.  He says he followed Billy home from the hospital.

NEXT TIME:

MALCOLM TELLS SOPHIE SHE'S IN LOVE WITH NIEL

CANE HAS SOMETHIG TO TELL JILL ABOUT BILLY

VICKI GETS A CALL BUT THERE'S NO CALLER I.D - THE NEXT SCENE SHOWS ITS BILLY CALLING HER.

Wednesday, 28 September 2011:

Victor is at Crimson Lights talking to Sam and Sam tells Victor that Vicky sprained her ankle getting off of horse but Sam put some ice on it and she should be fine.  Thank you Mr. Florence Nightingale.  Now get lost! Sam likes living above the garage of Vicki's house.  Victor asks if Vicki has heard from Billy and Sam says he (Victor) needs to ask Vicki himself.

Vicki's dog is hyped up around the closet door and Vicki wonders why and is about to open the door when she does something, I think hit her hurt foot with the closet door, and thus, ends up not opening it all the way.  How odd is that.  She sits on the bench to the side of the closet.  Billy opens the door slightly but decides not to reveal himself to Vicki as he remembers Victor's threat that Billy is only back in Genoa City for his daughter, Delia, and not to see Victoria.

Niel is at Katherine's house and apologizes to her for dumping his family's problems on her lap.  Just then Devon walks in and is shocked to see Neil there.

Ronin, in his office, is talking to Boyd (the other useless detective) about Victor's shoes, the ones that left a footprint next to Diane's body.  Abby walks into the precinct  on her cell phone leaving a message for her mother saying she's at Detective Malloy's office in hopes of making sure he understands that Ashley had nothing to do with Diane's murder.  She overhears another Boyd tell Ronin about an abandoned lock-box at the Athletic Club and Ronin matches the key found in Diane's throat to the lock-box.  Really, Malloy?  You've had the key how long and you just now realized what that key belongs to?  I thought they had people that could figure that out, or him, being the great detective he is, would have looked at the key and figured it out.

Ashley and Tucker are at GloWorm talking shop.  Ashley wants to be involved in Jabot again.  But Tucker travels back in his mind to the day he struck a deal with Jack that if he gave Jack complete control of Jabot he (Jack) would get it back from Katherine.  Present day, Tucker says that the company is out of his hands.  Ashley spots an old friend and leaves for a second.  Tucker calls Jack and tells him he filed the lawsuit against Katherine and wants Jack to testify in court.

John's Ghost visits Jack - John's Ghost is basically Jack's conscious.

Victor is on the phone with Vicki - Vicki goes into the other room and Billy is about to make is exit, but there's a knock on the door and he hides somewhere else.  Its none other than boring ass Sam.

Molloy looks at the key  again just as Abby enters his office saying she needs to talk to him.  Malloy says he has to leave and kicks her out of his office.

Jack tells John that he is teaming up with a man he doesn't like to take something away from a life long friend and he may have reservations about doing it, but he's going to have to get over it for right now.

Ashley is back with Tucker and Ashley wants to know what Tucker's strategy is to get Jabot back.  Ashley is still bucking for the CEO position.

John is talking with Jack - again Jack is fighting with his conscious.  John agrees with Jack in him double crossing Katherine to get Jabot back.

Devon tells Katherine and Neil that he wants to buy the building he was going to rent the studio space in.  Neil says that if Devon buys the building he would lose money in the long run because the place would depreciate over 39 years, but if he leases the place he would make more money. Devon comes back with a smart remark of him not knowing this because he didn't go to grad school and major in accounting like Neil wanted him to.

Billy is in the dining room listening to Boring Sam and Vicki talking.  (OMG!  When are they going to get rid of Sean Patrick Flannery!!!!!!!!!!) They begin wondering where the dog is (I can't figure out the dog's name, but he's so cute I'm going to name him Sean) and Sean is in the dinning room looking up at Billy.  The dog brought a ball with him (I guess him and Billy used to play catch, fetch, whatever its called).  Billy throws the ball away into another room and dog goes and gets it.  At the same time, Boring (Sam's name throughout these blogs) goes to look for Sean.  While this is happening, Billy makes his exit out the front door without Vicki noticing when she is sitting right there on the couch - RIGHT BY THE FRONT DOOR!  She's facing the kitchen when she hears the door shut and turns towards it.  Didn't she feels a breeze or something?

Malloy is at the bar at the Athletes Foot Club where the other detective brings him the lock-box.  OK. I have to say I thought they were talking about something big - like a locker you would see at terminals.  They are talking about one tiny box.  Anyhoo.  Back to the show. Abby is looking on as Malloy is looking at the box.

Katherine tells Devon to speak to some accounting people about his options and then come back to her on what he decides.  Neil has to make a phone call and goes into Katherine's library.  Katherine tells Devon that Neil wants him to succeed and Devon says that Neil told him the same thing.

Ashley is STILL trying to talk Tucker into making her CEO of Jabot.  Tucker has a meeting to get to and leaves.  Ashely calls her voicemail and hears Abby's message.  Just then Victor sees her and asks what's wrong and Ashley tells him.  He says he told Abby to stay away from Malloy  Ashley wants Victor to speak to Abby again.  She leaves.  Victor calls Abby and while she's on the phone, Malloy leaves with the box in hand.  He didn't open it up at the Athletes Foot Club.  Abby tells Victor that Malloy has the box and the confession Abby made on tape is possibly in the box.  Just as she gets off the phone with Victor Malloy walks up behind her and tells her that he's noticed her following him and he wants to know why is she so interested in the box.

Billy is back at his trailer where John's Ghost shows up.

Boring is talking with Vicki - he's mumbling something.  I thought Victor mumbled, but this fool CAN mumbles.  He leaves.  Vicki sends another e-mail to Billy about how she can't move on and how much she misses him and that she loves him.

Tucker is at Jack's office with the paperwork giving Jack complete control over Jabot after he (Jack) testifies against Katherine, but Jack wants Tucker to sell him Jabot, not just giving him complete control.  Jack won't testify unless Tucker agrees to his demands.  Tucker agrees with Jack.  Ashley walks in on Tucker and Jack and wants to know what they are up to.

Devon is talking about the building when Katherine gets a call and leaves the room, leaving Devon and Neil alone.   Devon apologizes to Neil for getting an attitude with Neil when he knows that Neil is just looking out for him.  They hug!  Everyone say AWWWWWW!

Victor is at the Athletes Foot Club looking for Abby but she's at Malloy's office waiting for another detective (How many detectives does it take to open a lock-box?) to open the box and inside they find a diary.  Malloy wants the diary to be taken to forensics right away.  Hey Malloy!  Here's an idea for you, how about reading the diary and figuring out who it belongs to and if you can't figure it out by the words on the front page, My name is Diane Jenkins, then take it forensics.  In other words, how about doing some real detective work?

Molloy tells Abby to stick around because he has some more questions for her but she says he can speak to her lawyer - as soon as she hires one and she leaves.  Malloy and Boyd look at the suspect board again for the millionth time and focuses on Abby.

Victor and Abby are at the Athletes Foot Club talking about the lock-box and the key found in Diane's mouth.  Abby is worried about the video confession she made and someone having it and it getting in Malloy's hands.

Boyd walks in with Victor's shoes and said he compared the tracks to the ones found by Diane's body and they are a match.  Molloy is one happy camper right now.

Katherine comes back into the room but gets another phone call telling her that Tucker is suing her to get Jabot back.

Tucker tells Ashley he was there to talk to Jack about the lawsuit, to gather information but conversation didn't go as he wished, but Ashley doesn't believe either one of them.  She reminds Tucker that he said he wouldn't keep any secrets from her.

Vicki is still working on her e-mail to Billy.  I love how they have the name of her laptop covered like we couldn't figure out its a Dell.  By the way, her email address is victoria.abbot@thelightmail.net.  BAHAHAHAHA!

Billy is telling John that he needs to find away to ignore that Vicki exits and just then he gets an e-mail from her and he deletes it.

NEXT TIME:

Tucker confesses to Ashley about the lawsuit
Neil tells Sophie she used to have integrity and wants to know what changed.
Victor tells Adam that everyone knows he (Adam aka Bed Head) killed Diane and he (Victor) is going to make sure he pays for it.


Until tomorrow,

This is the Gangsta Blogger saying, "the only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about"...Oscar Wilde.

Blogging Y & R Again - Beginning 26 Sept 2011

I will be back to blogging about Young and the Restless, but not in the fashion as I did before.  I will not be doing a play by play.  Instead, I will be recapping the show with my opinion/take on things intertwined.

I will begin on Monday, 26 September 2011.




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Wednesday 10 August 2011

Mustache explains to Golden Boy (Jack) that in the event of Diane's death she wanted him to be guardian of Dumb Grin (Kyle).  Mustache says they can discuss visitation.  Golden rips up the documents and says Mustache will never take his son.  Mustache says read carefully, I already have.

Ashley is at the bar at the Athletes Foot Club calling Junior (Nick) about Billy leaving the country and Hair (Vicki) finding out in a bad way.  She warns Junior that Hair is going to need him and to be prepared.  Junior says that Billy can be an ass at times. Ashley agrees.  Junior asks if she got a new phone because he has been trying get a hold of her at her old number.  Ashley flashes back to the night of her and Diane and it appears she hit Diane with the phone. Present day she tells Junior she misplaced the phone.  Junior brings up a message he left her and she says that it must be important for him to bring it up again and asks what was the message.

Patch (Tucker) wants to know why Katherine is really there.  She said she told him.  He brings up that she stole control of the company and she disagrees, saying that he gave it to her.  He says his name is on the company and he will get it back.  Katherine knows that Patch was questioned by the police and she wants to know what they think he did or what has he done.

Junior flashes back to the night of him and Diane struggling and how there was a phone on the ground where Ashley's number had been dialed. Present day he asks if she has listened to her voice mail and she says no. He says his printer is on the other line - he has to go and hangs up.  Ashley runs out the joint (without paying for her drink, mind you - STOP THIEF!)

Red walks into Restless Style looking like she should be going out to a night club asking Junior is he is talking to Transplant (Ronan).  Junior asks why would he be and Red says that detectives always seem to have just one more question.  Junior says that neither he nor Red answered Diane's text so there's no more questions to ask.  Red wants to talk about their next cover and since everyone thinks they are going to do a story on Diane's murder, they should do some thing light and fluffy.  Junior agrees but says he has to leave and does just that.

Meanwhile, back at the cop stop, Transplant tells a cop to get Bed Head's (Adam) ring down to forensics.  But hold the phone kids - on yesterday's show, Transplant was standing outside of Bed Head's room when he told a cop there to take the ring to forensics.  Were we not to remember that?  But before giving it to the cop on today's show he takes the ring that was in a small bag and puts it in a huge zip lock bag.  Really?  Come on Y&R.  You can do better than that.  Don't you watch CSI - it is on your station after all.  Then he asks the cop to check on the forensics of the nail he found.  After he says that, the scene switch to Red's hands typing, indicating the that her finger nails match the one that was found at the scene.  Password is: Lee Press On Nails

Phone rings and its Transplant calling Red, stating he has a couple more questions for her regarding the murder.

Mustache tells Golden Boy that Baldwin filed the papers.  Golden says he is Dumb Grin's father, but Mustache says he's his guardian.  Mustache says that Kyle has been through a lot so he will not insist on taking him now, but eventually he will come to get Kyle.  Golden says something about Dumb Grin being his flesh and blood and Mustache brings up the point that Golden didn't know he had a son and the whole bit with Diane and the stolen sperm deal and blah blah blah.  Mustache then says that Golden is not able to take care of Dumb Grin and Golden asks why and Mustache says its going to be hard to raise a kid from inside a jail cell when he is convicted of killing Diane.

Patch asks Katherine if she had a spy on him and that is how she knows about the cops.  She said it doesn't matter.  Katherine says if the police are questioning him, she has to know for the company's sake.  He said if she is worried about the company's reputation being damaged, it happened the day Katherine took over.  Katherine feels she is entitled to an answer and he says she's not entitled to squat and to get the hell out of his house.

Ashley is at the town bridge looking for something, I think her phone and she jumps at some sound.

Transplant is with Red saying he needs to get something cleared up.  He asks Red if she and Nick were at Restless Style all night and she says yes but that he could have asked her that question over the phone.  He pulls out the picture of the finger nail they found.  He says they can't run tests on it because its fake...acrylic. He tells Red that the finger nail is hers and how did it end in the vicinity of a corpse.  She can tell him now or a grand jury later.

Junior is the noise that Ashley heard.  She wants to know what he is doing there.

Red said she will play along.  What she knows of acrylic nails is they are attached to a real fingernail and since DNA couldn't be found Red says the nail he found could have been there for months, years.  He reminds her that she said she got her nails done the night before her and Junior pulled an all nighter.  He states he talked to her manicurist and she said that Red's nails were pretty tore up and she had dirt shoved up in her nails.  He said he got a sworn statement from the lady.  He knows that Red got her nails done the day after the murder and wants to know why Red would lie to him.  He says her (Red's) sworn statement is full of lies.

Patch tells Katherine that Transplant was the one who questioned him.  He says that Diane text a lot of people the night she died and a lot of Katherine's friends were on the receiving end as well.  Katherine ask what did Patch say to him and Patch says that he told him the truth that he was at his office that night and Ashley can back him up.  He walks to the door and tells Katherine to get out since she got her information.  Katherine is still running her mouth as she is walking out and Patch shuts the door on her.  He then begins scratching his lower arm.  Seems like poison ivy.

Golden says that Mustache is the one that was accused of domestic abuse and he's the one that tried to leave town, pretending to be looking for Smirnoff (Nikki).  Mustache says that Golden caused a scene with Diane at Gloworm when he couldn't get a hold of Kyle and then he went ballistic when he found out that Kyle was in Switzerland.  Dumb Grin comes down stairs and wants to know what's going on.

Red says she messed up her nails potting flowers.  She says her daughter likes sunflowers.  Transplant said she must have ran home after the all nighter because she called her salon at 8am and asked for an emergency mani so she must have been planting at 7am.  He tells her that he believes she did meet Diane and things did get nasty and because of what happened just now between her and Transplant she moved up in the suspect list.  He leaves and Red calls Junior but he's not answering.

Poison-sumac

Junior said he is looking for her (Ashley's) phone as well.  Ashley finds it kinda a weird that he would be doing that.  Junior says that he knows Ashley was there the night Diane died.  Ashley says that must be some message on my phone - a message you don't want the cops to find.  Junior says he doesn't know what's on the phone but he knows its not good.  Ashley thinks the police might already have her phone and Transplant is only waiting for a time to come at her again. Junior says they shouldn't be talking about it there.  He offers to take her for coffee.  She agrees.  She tells him to watch his step for the cops haven't cleaned up poison sumac (This is what Patch possible has, rather stumbled upon)

Patch is leaving a voice mail for Ashley on her room's phone and telling her about Katherine being there and asking about Transplant questioning him.  He states he has some other things he wants to tell her but not on the phone's message.  While he is doing this he is putting cream on his arm and then wraps it in bandage.

Mustache tells Dumb Grin that he and Golden were having a business talk.  Golden says Mustache was just about to leave - Mustache leaves.  Golden tells Dumb Grin to go upstairs and he will be up there to tuck him in, but Goofy (new name for Kyle) says that they were talking about his mom and he wants to know why his mother was killed.

Mustache meets up with Baldwin at the Athletes Foot Club.  He tells Baldwin that he wants to get the ball rolling on him getting full custody of Goofy.  Baldwin says the kid just lost his mother and the only constant he has is Golden Boy and Mustaches wants to disrupt that by getting the courts involved.  Mustache wants to know what's wrong with that.

Goofy and Golden are having a Kodak moment - so nothing to writer.  But I will say this, Golden tells Goofy that the cops are questioning a lot of people about Diane's murder and Goofy asks Golden if he's one of them.

Katherine shows up at the police station given Transplant the what-for.

Junior and Ashley are at Crimson Lights out the patio talking about his run in with Diane at the park.  He said when it was over he noticed that his phone dialed Ashley's and there is probably a pretty "funky" stuff on there.  He asks Ashley how did she loose her phone and she said she went to the park to confront Diane about threats she was making toward Shabby (Abby - but Ashley didn't say her name - she just said someone she loves).  She still thinks the police might have her phone.  Just then Red walks in and says to Junior, "Is this why you had to leave so quickly?"

Transplant says he's just there working the case.  Transplant said he didn't grow up there so he's not going to answer each time Katherine rings her bell.  She says she's waiting to hear why he left and he tells her she will be waiting a long time.  She asks him if he have any apologizes or explanations and he says he's fresh out.  She says he can't stand the sight of him and leaves.

Ashley leaves.  Red tells Junior about Transplant being at the office and showing her a nail and putting it on her.  Junior says he is just playing games to see if it sticks.

Inside Crimson Lights Patch approaches Ashley and they both say Hi to each other.

Golden tells Goofy that he (Golden) isn't going anywhere and he won't let anyone take Goofy away from him.  He tells Goofy to ignore all the bad things he will hear about his mother.  He also states that whomever killed Diane will be caught.

Mustache tells Baldwin that Diane wanted him to be the father of Goofy and since she couldn't do it biologically she did it illegally.  He also brings up the fact that Golden wasn't there for most of Goofy's life, but Baldwin states that he is there now.  Mustache says that Golden can't raise a kid behind bars.

Ashley asks Patch what's wrong with his arm and he says its probably carpal tunnel.  He tells her that Katherine came by trying to get more ammunition against him.  They both agree they were home together the night Diane died.  Patch then asks Ashley to come home and she says she can't and for him to not ask again.

Transplant is looking at the nail and Red's picture on the suspect wall.

Junior said he can call the DA's office and tell them to back off, but Red said she doesn't need protecting for she did nothing wrong.  She said if Transplant thinks she was wondering around that night that makes her a liar - that makes both of them liars and then they have no alibi - but they did nothing wrong.  That's why she came to the coffee shop, to tell Junior that.  Junior says thanks for the heads up.  She leaves.  His phone rings and its the recording of him telling Diane that he will kill her before she lets him hurt them again.  Inside, Red is getting some cookies out the giant coffee cup and leaves.  We see Deacon in a both and he says, "Honey, I saw what you did".

Golden tells Goofy it won't always be like this.  It will get better,  but Goofy says it won't and runs up stairs the best way he know how - THE GOOFY!

Baldwin says he will keep in touch about Kyle and he will find out what the status is on Diane's case. He leaves.  Mustache gets up to leave and sees a newspaper with Diane on the front page.  He flashes back to him looking at Diane floating in the water.

 NEXT TIME

Hair to Chloe: Billy left because you took Delia way from him.
Chloe back to Hair: Yeah and he changed his life because you broke his heart (I'm not sure if she said changed to tainted, but changed sounds more logical)

Deacon to Phyllis: I pissed so many people, figuring out if you're one of them


Victor to Ronan: (referring to the ring the cops found) You'll be able to lift Adam's finger prints off of it and by dinner time (he's looking at Adam now), you'll be in jail.
 

Tuesday 9 August 2011

Hair (Victoria) is complaining to her father about Billy going to Hong Kong and not telling her.  That she had to find out from someone who found his phone.

Patch (Tucker) arrives at his office/apartment to find Ashley there but she says she's not staying.  She asks him if he is supposed to be at his occupational therapy appointment. He said they changed the time and it went well.  His main concern is that he won't progress far enough before the public finds out of his condition.  But more importantly, he is worried about what damage is company is going through with Katherine in charge.

Neil is at Katherine's house talking about Patch not being happy about her being in charge.  She says Patch will bounce pack quickly, but before he does she has to move quickly, by having Chancellor Industries gain control of Jabot.

Boring (Sam) is visiting Prison Garb (Sharon) and they are talking about Diane being found in the park and Prison Garb is giving Boring the run down of Diane and her sordid past.  Boring thinks that Bed Head (Adam) is on the top of the list of possibly killing Diane.

Elaina is with Bed Head (Adam) about to enter his hotel room when a blonde makes a comment about her and Bed Head being next door neighbors.  She tries to get the name from the woman with Bed Head but he diverts that operation and the way he does it basically tells the blonde that he wants her gone.  She leaves but not before Bed Head says, "Good luck on whatever case you are working on counselor."  Bed Head and Elaina go into his room.  He tells her that he needs her back him up on when they were together and for how long.

Transplant (Ronan) is looking at the suspect board when a cop tells him if he looks at that board any longer his head will fall off.  Transplant says that every person that Diane texted that night claims they weren't near the park, but they are all liars.  He says they have evidence but can't link any of it to the suspects, but he points out the ring impression on Diane's arm.  He is focused on Bed Head, saying Diane pushed him a little too hard.

OMG!!!!!!!!!  Dumb Grin Kyle is on the scene.  I thought we saw the last of that boozer until he was a teen which would mean a brand new actor.  Not this clown.  Golden Boy (Jack) shows up at his boarding school and Dumb Grin wants to know why he is there and not his mother.  Golden is explaining to Dumb Grin about his mother and per usual, Dumb Grin has one expression and no tone in his voice.  Where did this kid learn to act, on Zoey 101?  Dumb Grin wants to know how she died and Golden Boy tells him.  This boy could not act his way out of paper bag.

Bed Head asks Elaina to follow his lead.  A knock comes on his door.  He tells her to go powder her nose.  It's Transplant at the door.

Katherine says that with her being CEO of McCall she can authorize the sale of Jabot to Chancellor.  Neil states that if Katherine does it will seem that she declared him incompetent in order to push the Jabot deal through.  Katherine says she's just protecting herself.  She says she's going to sell Jabot to Chancellor double the market value.  Neil says that Patch is going to go crazy no matter how incredible it is.

Ashley is on the phone telling someone she will be over in a minute and hangs up. Patch asks if its bad news and she tells him its non of his business.  He begins with the hurt look on his face and she tells him that it won't work.  He asks her if Shabby knows and she says no, but she plans on telling her.  Then Patch says that he misses Ashley and she says, sarcastically, "Did you miss me when you slept with Diane?" She leaves. WOW! Someone needs to tell Patch he needs to stand in the unemployment line, cause he just got axed! Patch picks up the newspaper with the headline McCall Still Going Strong he tosses the paper down and calls someone telling them he has to see them right now.

Hair is still talking about Billy.  Hair says she doesn't understand.  The Mustachse says what's there to understand.  That Billy has gone back to gambling, boozing and assorted women.  Hair tells him to stop, that she doesn't want to hear it.  Mustache looks at it like Billy is making Hair break the the news to his family.  Mustache calls Billy a coward.

Transplant is questioning Bed Head about his where-abouts when Diane was killed.  Transplant said he asked the bartender but he can't confirm that Bed Head was at the bar.  Bed Head said that Transplant can call Shabby, but warned him that Shabby is a bit flaky and she was bathing in alcohol that night.  Bed Head calls the bartender a moron.  Transplant doesn't think Bed Head has an alibi but Bed Head calls out Elaina.

Prison Garb tells Boring that he cheered her up and thanks him.  She said she got a letter yesterday from Piper.  Boring makes me ill.  Hold on while I go to the doctor and get a cure for the boredom he generates.

Hair says she knows how Mustache feels about her husband and that he never gave Billy a chance.  A knock comes upon the door.  Its Ashley to say she spoke to Tracy and she hasn't heard from Billy.  She says Golden Boy is with Dumb Grin to bring him back home.

Golden asks Dumb Grin if he is ready to go home.  They leave the boarding school.

Ashley asked Hair if there's anything she can do.  Hair tells her father she wants to speak to Ashely in private.  He gives Hair a kiss and leaves.  Ashley ask if Mustache was there when Hair found out about Billy and she says yes and that he rubbed it in.  Ashley asks if Hair really want to talk with her or was it her way of getting rid of her father.  Hair says she doesn't know what she wants.

Transplant is questioning Elaina and asks if she's certain about the time and she says yes.  He asks a few questions before Bed Head jumps in.  That's when Transplant tells Elaina that Bed Head is the lead suspect in a brutal murder and this shocks Elaina and Transplant is getting a kick out of it.  He says he needs to speak to Bed Head alone but if he has anymore questions he will call her.  She leaves.  Transplant points out that Elaina left in a hurry.  Him and Bed Head exchange words.

Someone is in Patch's office where Patch is bringing up that he signed a confidentiality contract, that everyone in his (the guy in his office) facility did.  Patch says he has a spy on the inside and they say this guy was trying to break in to Patch's computer.  The guy is denying it.  Patch says that the guy tried to sell the information he got to the media and the guy denies it again.  Patch says that he talked to the guy's boss and the guy is fired.  Patch threatens the guy by saying that if he talks to the media or speaks his name in public he will not only sue him but he will make it is personal media to destroy his life.  Then he tells the guy to get out.

Katherine said Patch should never have had Jabot that he stole it from her.  Neil says the only reason he has Jabot is because of Ashley and Katherine says that she feels that Patch loves Ashley more than the company.  Neil feels that she's getting at something and she tells him that she's having the marriage annulled. Neil wants to know on what grounds.  She said because it wasn't of sound of mind when the ceremony took place.  Katherine tells Neil her plans.  She's going to tell him about the sale, but she's hoping he will be so busy fighting the annulment that he won't see the Jabot deal coming, at least not in time to fight it.

The blonde that ran into Bed Head at the Athletes Foot Club is now visiting Prison Garb and Boring and she is talking about how she was able to bump into Bed Head a couple of times.  Prison Garb warns the blonde that if she bumps into Bed Head one too many times he will get suspicious, but blondie tells her that he already knows who she is.  She said she likes him being unnerved with having her so close.  Blondie talks about how she is going to do what Prison Garb's other attorneys didn't do because appealing against this particular judge is going to be hard because he never overturns a ruling. The counselor was hired by The Mustache and she's exclusively working on Prison Garb's case.

Transplant had a credit charge of Bed Head's first drink that night looked up and says that he was at the bar later than he said, which gives him plenty of time to commit the murder and make it back to the bar. Bed Head said he bought the first couple of rounds in cash and tells Transplant to leave.  Transplant wants to search Bed Head's place but Bed Head won't let him.  He said the good thing about the 4th Amendment, that Transplant needs warrant.  ***Drum roll please*** Transplant pulls a warrant out his pocket.

Mustache is asking Baldwin (via phone) if he knows when Golden and Dumb Grin arrives and then he says he needs to see Baldwin right away.

Blondie is giving a quick background of herself and Boring intervenes with knowledge of his own about her like this makes him less boring - Yeah it does make him less boring - AND MORE ANNOYING.  Damn, why couldn't someone kill him at the bridge. Blonde explains that she has a team of college students comprised of law students and journalists.

Ashley is talking with Hair and tells her Billy usually comes back after he pulls it together.  Hair tells Ashley about the night Billy left.  She said it takes Billy leaving the country to make her understand its over between them.

Katherine shows up at Patch's office and he lays into her and she tells him that he is not his normal self so he should calm down because they have business to discuss.  She has a deal she's been working on that she needs him to sign off on.  He thinks its a trick.  Patch says he will look over the files and sign the ones he approves of.

Ashley's get an email on her phone from Billy that he also sent to Jack and Tracy, but didn't send to Hair nor does he mention her in the email.  Hair is hurt and says this is how her marriage is ending.  Then in dramatic soap fashion she gets up and goes to a window to look out.

Prison Garb is concerned that Brooke (That's the blonde's name) has a team of college student's working for her.  Boring intervenes again with knowledge he has of Brooke's team. SHUT THE DEUCE UP, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Brooke says she has gotten guys off of death row and given them their lives back and Prison Garb should let her do the same for her.

Bed Head's room is being searched.  Transplant gets called to the side (out in the hall to be exact) by a cop who shows him a Harvard ring he found.  Transplant tells him to get it to forensics to see if that's the ring on Diane's arm.  The cop leaves and Transplant goes back inside.

Golden and Dumb Grin are at Golden's house.  Dumb Grin is doing the worst acting he's done thus far, and that's saying a lot.   Mustache is at Golden's door.  Mustache gives his conlenscens to Dumb Grin.  Dumb Grin goes up stairs.  Mustache tells Golden he's not just there to give his condolensces, then he pulls out some papers from his pocket and hands them to Golden.  They are papers showing Diane giving Mustache sole custody of Dumb Grin.

NEXT TIME:

Patch to Katherine, "You're not entitled to squat. Now get the hell out of my house"

Ashley to Nick, "Why are you here?  I'm not going to say anything else until you tell me"

Transplant to Red (Phyllis), "You lied to me Phyllis.  Now why would you do that?"

Thursday 28 July 2011 - Tucker Surprises Lauren and Jack on The Talk

Lauren and Golden Boy (Jack) are at The Talk. Jack gets a call from Katherine. Katherine says she is on her way to see Patch (Tucker) who sis going before a judge about his competence so he can get Katherine out and Katherine said she's going to put him through a test to see if he has really recovered like he says he has. And if it's true they will go from there.

Patch, Ashley and Sophia are at Patch's office talking about Shabby (Abby) and her idea, but Patch (Tucker) wants to talk about his hearing with a judge to get himself back in charge of his company. He says it is all about perception.

Holly Robinson and Leah Remini just introduced Jack and Lauren onto the show. Lauren and Jack go out bearing gifts. Holly brings up Shabby being the spokesperson of Beauty of Nature. Jack finds away to get the conversation back on the Jabot products.

Hair (Victoria) and Shabby are at Newman Enterprise in the boardroom. Hair thinks that Shabby being mentioned on The Talk is a good sign. Shabby is concerned The Mustache won't go for it, but Hair says that her father put her in charge and she doesn't need to run everything by him.

Diane got a copy of the video that Shabby made a few weeks back in which she confessed to hitting Patch. She is putting a copy of the video onto a pen drive. She calls room service and orders mamosa to her in room breakfast.

The Mustache is at Bed Head's (Adam) room. The Mustache has a report (a thick one at that) from the Grand Jury about the day his company went public. He hands it to Bed Head and said he thinks Bed Head will find it interesting reading. Bed Head said the report is a joke. Mustache said Bed Head better hire a good lawyer because this is serious business. He leaves.

The Talk segment is on...boring and pointless. Oh wait...something good happened. Holly brings up the fact that Ashley is married to Patch (this is because Golden Boy brought up that Ashley is the developer of the products) and then Leah states that before Ashley married Patch she tried to run him over. Golden Boy diverts the subject by saying the couple put it behind them and therefore, they should to.

Back at Patch's office, Sophia and Ashley have the show on. Ashley just got off the phone with someone. They are preparing for Patch to do his TV stunt. Katherine shows up and is about to knock on the door but begins thinking about her talk with Patch when he was in the hospital and him not liking her business decisions. Inside, the cameraman tells Patch to get ready to go live, just then Kathering knocks on the door and Ashley lets her in. Katherine wants to know what's going on. I think Marvin Gaye wanted to know the same thing.

Shabby says if The Mustache says yes, what's next. Hair explains there will be magazine ad and such. In the midst of them chatting it up, The Mustache walks in and says he is not accustomed to hearing news about his company on TV, especially if its news to him. And he won't get accustomed to these surprises. He still runs the company and Hair better not forget it. Hair is pitching her idea of The Naked Heiress as Beauty of Nature's spokesperson.

Bed Head is reading the Grand Jury's report.

Diane is having her congratulatory mamosa when someone begins banging on her door and I do mean banging. She hides the pen drive. Its Bed Head at the door asking her what did she do.

Patch is about be on live TV by showing up on The Talk via satellite. Holly brings up the accident again to Patch and Leah brings up Ashley being the one that hit him and he plays it off. They end up talking about Jabot and Leah asks if they plan on expanding the line and Golden Boy says that since this is Patch's company he should let him explain what's going on. Now, if you all remember, Patch has a medical condition in which business language and such doesn't make sense to him that much. So Golden Boy is trying to put him on the spot. Katherine is anxious to hear Patch's answer. Patch plays it off like he did not hear Golden Boy's questions. But Holly said they are out of time. Sophia and Ashley are happy with the outcome.

Shabby says she was not trying to do anything behind his back and Hair says the same thing. The Mustache says this campaign just might work, but he wants to be in the loop on every idea and every step of the way. Shabby is saying this is going to be so great, so great. Now, here's the funny thing - The Mustache starts laughing for real and you can Hair laughing as well. I mean real laughs as in not in the script.

Bed Head says that that Grand Jury indicted him and only him for the fraud. Diane is trying to act surprised. Bed Head says that there was information in there that only she knows. She's claiming she didn't betray him. Bed Head says he is done with her and there's no more plan, no more money, they are through.

The Mustache is happy that Hair and Shabby are working at his side again after what happened last year. Hair gets a call from Nikki and she is about to tell her good news when she is interrupted by what Nikki is telling her which has to do with something Diane did.

Golden Boy and Lauren are back stage and Golden Boy said they were blindsided by Patch so Patch could show he is in charge now. Golden Boy says that he and Lauren handled it, but he is not so sure about Patch.

The cameraman leaves Patch's office. Ashley apologizes for not being able to help him with that last question, but Katherine was standing there. Katherine says she needs to speak to him about a pressing issues that has to do with his company and they all try to shoe her way but she says this can't wait.

Golden Boy and Lauren on the private jet on their way back Genoa City. Golden says he deserves to be CEO of Jabot. Golden is concerned that if Patch takes over he is going to fire Golden and put Ashley in charge. Lauren feels that Ashley won't go for it, but Golden says that Patch did it before and Ashley did fight him.

Katherine goes over some business stuff with Patch and hands him paperwork to look at, but you can see he's at a lost. She wants to know what is the cause of the lost and he says he will get back to her. She says fair enough, but she asks another question and Sophia tries to answer for him, but Katherine wants to hear it from Patch. He is doing his best to play it off. Katherine hands him a lease to sign for a loft (I think), he signs it and says that he really has to get going. Now, I'm wondering what did he sign.

Bed Head is walking out when Diane admits that she made a deal with the DA. He comes back in and wants Diane to tell him why. She said she has Kyle to worry about it and herself. She said Kyle is on the other side of the planet. How is she to get to him and Bed Head said she should have thought of that before she sent him down the river. Diane says its just an indictment. She said they have no case if she's not there to testify. Bed Head says he doesn't trust her anymore and leaves.

Hair is about to get off the phone from her mother. Hair explains that Nikki was served papers in rehab. Diane is suing her for alienation of affection - causing the end of the marriage between Diane and The Mustache. The Mustache says Diane caused the divorce, not Nikki. Hair hopes this doesn't derail Smirnoff's (Nikki) recovery. The Mustache says he will make sure it doesn't. He will take care of things and Diane.

Golden Boy and Lauren are talking about Beauty of Nature and Lauren says she can't talk about it. Golden Boy is interested in taking out the competition.

Patch is in a hearing (in room with a judge and Ashley) about his condition. He just needs the judge's signature and all is good. The judge says that since Mrs. Chancellor is not there, its not going to be contested. Patch says that when he met with Katherine earlier she didn't bring it up. The judge is about to sign Patch's release when Katherine comes in.

Bed Head is back at his room, but notices his door open. He finds the SEC in his room searching through his stuff and say they need his computer and other stuff. They leave with the goods.

Hair is telling Nikki (via voicemail) that all will be OK. Hair says to Shabby she hopes The Mustache can make this all go away.

The Mustache is at Diane's room and says if she doesn't open the door he will kick it in. He comes in laying into Diane and slams the door behind him. She tells him that she caught Nikki with The Mustache twice. Victor says he has nothing but distain for Diane and once this case is thrown out, he will destroy her. She says she has a better idea and gets the flip camera that has Shabby confessing about running over Patch. Diane says if he wants it to go away he has to take out his checkbook. The Mustache grabs the camers and throws it against the fireplace. Diane says it is a good thing she has copies in a safe place.

NEXT TIME:

Hair tells Diane that she went after her mother and her father and now she's going to have to deal with her and her hair.

Patch tells Katherine that he has more contempt for her now than he did when he first laid eyes on her.

Mustaches tells Bed Head he is not long part of the Newman Board of Directors.

Y&R: Monday 25 July 2011: Sharon and Adam Wed...

Jack shows up at Diane's room (at the club) to get Kyle and Diane asks him to wait a minute, that she needs to finish a phone call.  Jack is in the hallway while Diane reminds Dumb Grin (Kyle) not to mention to Golden Boy (Jack) that Big Grin is going to Switzerland.  He's going to Switzerland?  I wonder if he's going to Geneva to have a conference.  BAHAHAHA.  Golden Boy enters the room on his own accord and asks if Diane is done with her phone call.  Dumb Grin now has a Dumb Look on his face.

Red and Nick are looking at their trending points on a labtop while talking about Bed Head (Adam).  In the meantime, Boring (Sam) walks in and overhears their conversation about Bed Head having the evidence for Sharon but not sharing it.  Boring asks them if they really believe Adam has the evidence.

At the jailhouse rock, Adam presents Sharon with her engagement ring.  Sharon asks where did Bed Head find it and he said the lady that died in the carjacking had it on her, which was given to Noah and then Noah gave it Bed Head because it is really his mother's ring.  He tells Orange Jumpsuit (Sharon) that the ring (the one you put on your finger, not the movie The Ring) got him through some tough nights and now she's back and alive and the ring belongs on her finger.

circa around 1999

Hold on while I sway back and forth to the Nadia's Theme.

Katherine is at GloWorm where Neil meets up with her. Katherine canceled the meeting Sophia called about some acquisition because it would be audited.  Neil tells Katherin that Patch (Tucker) isn't going to be happy that she is undermining his right hand man, Sophia.  Sophia shows up and says she saw her meeting out in the parking lot.  She says she's back at McCall but Katherine still finds ways to cut her off at the knees.

Tucker asks Ashley how did she find out he had a son and she said Katherine found out from his living will and she told Ashley.





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Sharon is quiet and he asks if it has to do with Boring and she says no. She said the DA visited her and wants her to testify against Bed Head and in return she can stay in the jailhouse rock while she's waiting for her appeal.  She wouldn't have to go to Penn State..I mean State Pen.  Adam says to take the deal.  She says he could go to jail, but he doesn't care.  He said she can be close to home and her kids.  He's explaining about life in the hoosegow.  He's begging her to take the deal.

Golden Boy is asking Dumb Grin if he's ready to go home with him and Dumb Grin said he can't because he's going somewhere.  I could not understand what mumbles was saying.  He gives Golden Boy a hug.  Diane shoes himself by telling him to get his tooth brush.  While he is out of the room, Diane says, they are done.  Golden Boy says they will be done when Dumb Grin is 18.  Golden Boy says if Diane goes to jail, Dumb Grin will be with him full time.

Ashley says Katherine and Paul were going through his things at the office to try find information about his son.  He said they won't find much since he found out he had a son from an anonymous note.  He said he got someone pregnant and he doesn't know her name.  He said he worked with rock stars and acted like one.  Tour buses, private jets and a different woman every night. The note he received said he will never know his son. Ashley asks how does he know its even true since it was just a note.  He thought the same thing until he received a second note saying he will never know his son, then he knew the woman wasn't after his money.  Ashley says he would have been a great dad.  I hope Devon is his son..that would be great.

Sophia tells Neil that Patch is still mad about Katherine putting Sophia on leave and now this.  Neil asks is Tucker mad or she mad?  Neils tell her she needs to deal with her resentment again Katherine.  Katherine comes back to the table and apologizes to Sophia for canceling her meeting and says she is glad to have Sophia back.  Sophia says she sticking by Patch's side.

Boring introduces himself to Red (Phyllis) and Nick. He said he's trying to get to the evidence that Adam has.  Boring brings up the fact that Adam has been by Sharon's side the whole time, yet he has evidence that can free her and Boring does not understand this about Adam.  Nick and Red said they do not care about the Sharon/Bed Head romance but Red said she is interested in Bed Head and proving he's a snake to count her in.  Boring said he will do just that.  But he wants to know why Bed Head would hold on to evidence like he is doing.  Red said he could be waiting for the right time to use it like at her hearing and come off like her savior.

Bed Head tells Orange Jumpsuit that in his heart he and Orange Jumpsuit are still married.  He can arrange it with a Chaplin and they can be married today.  He's still running his line of BS to Orange Jumpsuit and she's buying it hook, line and sinker. Orange Jumpsuit agrees to marry Bed Head, but she says she won't turn states evidence against him.  He leaves to make arrangements.  Orange Jumpsuit is making yet, another phone call.  She calls Boring and says she needs to see him.

Red and Nick show up at Bed Head's room searching for the memory card.  He brings up the time they were in St. Barqs.

Boring shows up to see Orange Jumpsuit and tells her to take the deal the DA gave her.  Orange tells Broing that Bed Head proposed and she accepted like the fracking idiot she is.

Ashley tells Patch (Tucker) that he's nothing like Katherine.  That Patch looked for his son and even added him to his will.  Patch said there were a lot of women and he doesn't know his son name.  Sophia shows up and asks Patch when is he going to kick his mother out of her job.

Jack is at GloWorm with Katherine and Golden Boy says that he saw Ashley and Patch and he looked less than up to speed.  Katherine said that Patch did fine at the Jabot Launch and as she sees it McCall Unlimited is in capable hands.  Golden Boy sits back and gloats.

Diane is on the phone with Bed Head about her son, Dumb Grin, lying to Golden Boy.  She says this plan of his helps her as much as him and she's not going to die in vain.

Sophia is showing Patch a business a slope line in Dalton's company (a company that Patch does business with) going down and explaining it to him, but he's standing there like a lump on a log.   Sophia tells him he needs to get Katherine out because Dalton doesn't like doing business with her.  Patch says the numbers don't mean anything to him.  Ashley plays it off like its his glasses and he says he can't play it off anymore with Sophia.  Then he explains his medical situation.  He tells Sophia that they have been through some wars together, but if she cannot deal with his situation, she can walk away and he will understand.

Red and Nick are back at Useless Pile without the memory card or anything.  The office is empty as well.  Red thinks that Bed Head might have gotten rid of the evidence.

Boring is questioning Orange marrying Bed Head.  Bed Head is outside and over hears the conversation.  Inside, Orange is pleading her case to Boring and tells him he should go back to New Mexico.  Before leaving he tells Orange that marrying Bed Head is a mistake.  He meets up with Bed Head outside and Bed Head tells him he won't have to worry anymore.  He will look after his wife.

Diane is at the airport with Dumb Grin who I hope is 20 something when he returns, with a new hair do, because right now, he's sporting a hair don't!  Diane gives Dumb Grin a hug while Dumb Grin does his best (which isn't much) to show some emotion - DAMN! THAT BOY CANNOT ACT!  Dumb Grin is off (in more ways than one).

Red and Nick are at Useless Style - still - and they begin making out.

Boring is at Crimson Lights with a pen and notepad thinking about the night him and Orange did the do.  He is writing Orange a letter.

Bed Head is back at the jail to marry Orange with a Chaplin.

Katherine and Neil are talking business.  Golden Boy is about to leave, but before he does he stops at Katherine's table and says that if Patch isn't ready to take over McCall he isn't ready to take over Jabot.  Katherine says she established that with him earlier.  Golden Boy leaves.  Katherine tells Neil about Golden Boy noticing something being off about Patch and she wants Neil to dig deeper.  If its bad Katherine will protect her son and his company.

Sophia said she will never turn her back on him.  Ashley asks that it kept between the three of them.  Ashley said if some business comes up or documents need to be signed Sophia is to step in and handle it like Patch would want her to.  She (Sophia) says she knows what Patch is thinking before he does and called him honey.

Nick and Red are about to get it on when Diane walks in and she's furious.

Boring is telling Piper (via phone) he's on his way home. If you forgot who piper is, and who hasn't forgotten, she's the annoying little brat that screamed like a damn fool when they arrested Orange Jumpsuit in New Mexico.

Bed Head and Orange are about to get married.  He is saying his  love speech to Orange.  She is giving her spill.  The Chaplain does the Do You's to Orange and she said "I Do"...now it is Bed Head's turn and he says, No, he doesn't.  "How the hell can I be married to you.".  Orange is shocked!

NEXT TIME:

Nick tries to break up a fight between Red and Diane

Chloe catches Billy Goat following Cordelia Junction and thinks he's going to lure her away.

Bed Head tells Orange that she betrayed him and she deserves what she get.